I’ll be the first one to admit I’m not a great cook. How I’ve made it 52 years, nearly 53 {gulp} and never learned to cook, I don’t honestly know.
All I can tell you is – I’m trying.
If you’re an experienced cook, maybe you’re used to flops. Maybe you like trying new recipes and it doesn’t bother you when they don’t try out. Maybe you can take a look at a recipe and know it won’t work.
Not me, obviously.
Since it’s Fall, even though the 90 degree weather is hiding this fact, I wanted something Pumpkin.
Mom had a recipe.
Mom has boxes and boxes of recipes. It’s her hobby – rippin’ and tearin’ seemingly yummy directions out of magazines and newspaper.
This looked like a good recipe for Pumpkin Muffins. Look at the date – 1990. She’d kept it for 10 years. I figured she must have made it numerous times.
I figured wrong.
First I had to find some muffin liners, since I’m in her kitchen.
I thought these were sooo cute. Probably from before I was born. That’s back in the 50’s, folks. I didn’t want you to have to count this morning.
Old, very old. Just like I’m feeling today.
I’m not showing the recipe. I’ll show you the muffins though.
Don’t let this fool ya. They were horrible. Horrible!
Dry, no taste, bland. Blech!
What really bothered me, though, other than I wanted a nice, sweet muffin, was that I opened a huge can of pumpkin. I only used 1/2 cup, but that left me with the rest of the can.
A big can of pumpkin at Safeway was $3.98 last week. Four bucks? For pumpkin?
And then to have it not turn out? I was more than bummed.
And I followed the recipe. I did!
Mom always asks me that. Did you follow the recipe?
Okay, forget this recipe. I still have some pumpkin left and found a potential candidate for yumminess. I’ll let you know how it turns out.
1 comment:
What a bummer Colleen! Your mom's recipe reminds me of the ones in my moms kitchen. Gotta admit, the container for those muffin cups is priceless! I know what you mean about the cost of canned pumpkin. I bought some for a recipe experiment a few weeks ago and all my local store had was some off-brand, but it still wasn't cheap. The pumpkin came out looking like a petrified orange log -- gross!
One of my favorite non-fiction books about food/chefs is one where famous chefs recount their worst kitchen blunders.
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